Monday, April 27, 2009

Stupid conversation with wong?!

I've always had stupid conversations with wong and I'm gonna post one up..or below AHHAHAAH 
*warning: contains vulgar words..but who cares? o.O"

zhen   body GG! says:
 fark fark fark
 hungry but no food
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 hungry but no food
 thirsty but no drink
 dying but no life
 O.O
 wtf!?
zhen   body GG! says:
 horny but no girl
 WTF SADNESS
 worst man
 birthday but no cake
 ouch
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 tht happened to me
 o.O
 *cries in a corner*
zhen   body GG! says:
 o.o
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 crying but no tears
 gg.com~
zhen   body GG! says:
 chatting but all typo
 gg.com
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 gg.com but no web browser
  
zhen   body GG! says:
 LOL
 suck my cock bitch
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 but no bitch
 how?!
 HAHAHAHAHAHA
 *gets a male dog instead*
 same concept
 lame chop man
 shit
 AHHAHAHAHAHA
zhen   body GG! says:
 shit man
 but no ass
 omg
 but no god?!
 WTF
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 o.o
zhen   body GG! says:
 but no dick!?
 o.o
 but no eye!
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 human but no feelings
zhen   body GG! says:
 o.o
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 robot but no programs
 eye but no vision
 shit
 wats all this got to do with ur hungry man
zhen   body GG! says:
 robocop but no robocop song
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
zhen   body GG! says:
 HAHHAHAHHA
 iono
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 i go post in my blog lah
 this convo
 AHAHAHAHAH
 from the moment u said hungry
zhen   body GG! says:
 wtf
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 LOL
zhen   body GG! says:
 got vulgar man
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 i dont give a shit
zhen   body GG! says:
 but no fuck!
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 my blog andang vulgar mah
zhen   body GG! says:
 HAHAH
- ~Faddy Waddy the |'Plutonian Revolver'|~ says:
 i jus put a warning lah
 "contains vulgar language. anyone below 18 should not read"
 and yet im reading
 o.o
zhen   body GG! says:
 HAHAHHAH
 got warning but no care!

and there you have it. I didn't know what else to post so yeah AHHAHAHAHA next post would be on the gundams that I ordered =D woooo~~ stay tuned and sorry if any of the words offended anyone o.O

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Defrag: TAC Revived Episode 0?

I'm writing stories again! WoooO~ Sorry if these stories suck.. I'm just bored =D



Two shadows of men were casted on the walls of the dark room. The only light source was coming from the window of the office where the moon shone brightly outside.(I used too much 'the' didn't I? XD)

"...Noone decides the fate of anyone's life. Not even assassins!" 


"That's where you're wrong, cause you just died."


A silent stab later and another life is taken away.

Jacovich wiped the blood off of his dagger and turns around.
"If anyone deserved to die tonight, it was you."


"Jacovich, return to HQ immediately. We've got a problem." A voice spoke through his earphone. 

"Alright, I'm not making any promises though," Jacovich replied as he stared at the thirty armed guards aiming their handguns at him.

Jacovich took out dual handguns and ran straight into the first guard with such speed that the guards didn't even see him move. His eyes glowed red as he muttered "Defrag"

Everything slowed down to a crawl as Jacovich dispatched each of the guards with ease. The handguns were silenced so noone could hear what was going on. All the guards saw were their comrades get shot in the head before they themselves were dead.

Jacovich was dancing here and there taking his time shooting the guards with his silenced handguns. Bullet casings littered the floor as both the guards and Jacovich were emptying their clips. The difference was that the guards were shooting blindly, while he wasn't. He dodged the bullets easily as he saw them travel through the space vortex leaving a trail of damaged vaccuum behind(I don't know what the hell I just said LOL)

A minute elapsed and everything moved back at a normal pace. 31 bodies littered the floor including Jacovich's initial target. 

"Man that was too easy. Charles, you're sacrifice was totally worth it. And I'm grateful for these two handguns that I took from Leslie's corpse," Jacovich said while taking off his black sunglasses, grinning. 



To be continued? Maybe.. =D ahhahahaha
(Jacovich is actually a character that I used from another story[The Apocalyptic Chronicles] and I guess this is the..erm.. successor for that story? We'll see how it goes LOL)